Goin' Down Slow Well It's a quarter a two And I'm looking at you And going down going down slow Well It's a quarter a two And looking at you And going down, going down slow TV went off about one We have only begun I know that the Wednesday may come But I have no intention of going home Well It's a quarter a three And you're picking on me We're going down, going down slow Could stay here all night, They claim your outta sight Please get up and turn out the light There ain't nothing better than the middle of the night And It's a quarter of four begging for more and going down, going down slow going down, going down slow going down, going down slow going down, going down slow. Poncho's Lament Well the stairs sound so lonely without you And I ain't made my bed in a week Coffee stains on the paper I'm writing And I'm too choked up inside to speak And Yes I know our differences pulled us apart Never spoke a word heart to heart And I'm glad that you're gone But I wish to the Lord That you'd come home And I'm glad that you're gone Got the feeling so strong And I'm glad that you're gone But I wish to the Lord That you'd come home Well my guitar still plays your favorite song though the strings have been outta tune for some time Every time I strum a chord I pray out to the lord That you'll quit your honkey-tonkin' sing my song And I'm glad that you're gone Got the feeling so strong And I'm glad that you're gone But I wish to the Lord That you'd come home So I'll throw another log onto the fire And I'll admit I'm a lousy liar As the coals die down and flicker I hear that guitar picker Play the song we used to sing so long ago I'm glad that you're gone Got the feeling so strong And I'm glad that you're gone But I wish to the Lord That you'd come home And I'm glad, damn glad you're gone Got the feeling so strong And I'm glad that you're gone But I wish to the Lord That you'd come home. I'm Your Late Night Evening Prostitute Well I got here at eight And I'll be here till two I'll try my best to entertain you And Please don't mind me if I get a bit crude I'm your late night evening prostitute So drink your Martini and stare at the moon Don't mind me I'll continue to croon Don't mind me if I get a bit crude I'm your late night evening prostitute And dance have a good time I'll continue to shine Yes Dance have a good time Don't mind me if I slip upon a rhyme I'm your late night evening prostitute Well I got here at eight And I'll be here till two I'll try my best to entertain you and Please don't mind me if I get a bit crude I'm your late night evening prostitute I'm your late night evening prostitute. Had Me A Girl Well I had me a girl in L.A. I knew she couldn't stay Had me a girl in San Diego One day she just had to go And I had me a girl Tallahassee Boy what a foxy lassie And my doctor says I'll be alright But I'm feelin' blue And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright But I'm feelin' blue And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright And I had me a girl in Mississippi Oh she sure was kippy Had me a girl in England She done split for the mainland And I had me a girl in New York She up and pulled my cork And my doctor says I'll be alright But I'm feelin' blue And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright But I'm feelin' blue And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright But I'm feelin' blue Then I had me a girl in North Dakota She was just fillin' her quota Then I had me a girl in Chula Vista I was in love with her sister Then I had me a girl in And my doctor says I'll be alright But I'm feelin' blue And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright But I'm feelin' blue And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright But I'm feelin' blue Then I had me a girl in France Just wanted to get in my pants had me a girl in Toledo Boy she sure was neato Then I had me a girl in North Carolina She's still on my mind And my doctor says I'll be alright But I'm feelin' blue And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright But I'm feelin' blue And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright And my doctor says I'll be alright But I'm feelin' blue. Ice Cream Man Clickin' by your house about two forty-five With Sidewalk sundae strawberry surprise, I got a cherry popsicle right on time I got a big stick, mamma, that'll blow your mind 'Cause I'm your ice cream man, I'm a one-man band I'm your ice cream man, baby, I'll be good to you. If you missed me in the alley, baby, don't you fret Come back around and don't forget, When you're tired and you're hungry and you want something cool, Got something better than a swimming pool 'Cause I'm your ice cream man, I'm a one-man band I'm your ice cream man, honey, I'll be good to you. 'Cause I'm your ice cream man, I'm a one-man band I'm your ice cream man, honey, I'll be good to you. Well if you see me coming, you ain't got no change Don't worry baby, it can be arranged Show me you can smile, baby just for me Fix you with a drumstick, I'll do it for free 'Cause I'm your ice cream man, I'm a one-man band I'm your ice cream man, and I'll be good to you. Be good to you, be good to you, I'm your ice cream man, I'm a one-man band I'm your ice cream man, and I'll be good to you I'm your ice cream man, and I'm your ice cream man I'm your ice cream man, and I'm your ice cream man I'm your ice cream man, and I'm your ice cream man ... Rockin' Chair Well I'm sittin' right here in my rockin chair Runnin' my fingers right through my hair Fire is flickin' with a yellow and gold Makin' me quiver in the snowy cold Got a lazy old woman Screamin' bout my money She took every cent And she didn't leave me any Times were never so good Got a fly for food Got no woman to spend my money Well she blew and took all my money So I'm sittin' right here in my rockin chair Runnin' my fingers right through my hair Spider caught the fly in his web Do believe he may be dead Times were never so good Got a fly for food Got no woman to spend my money Barely blue, he done took all my money Well I'm sittin' and I'm sittin' and I'm sittin' right here In my rockin chair Watchin' my old dog loosing his hair. Virginia Ave. Well, I'm walking down Virginia Avenue I'm trying to find somebody to tell my troubles to. Harold's club is closing, everybody's going on home What's a poor sailor to do? I guess I'll get on back into my short, make it back to the fort Sleepin off all the crazy lizards inside of my brain. got to be some place that's better than this This life I'm leading's driving me insane And I'm dreaming... And I'm dreaming to the twilight, this town has got me down. I've seen all the highlights, I've been walking all around I won't make a fuss, I'll take a Greyhound bus, carry me away from here Now what have I got to lose? 'Cause I'm walking on down Columbus Avenue The bars are all closing, 'cause it's quarter a' two Every town I go to is like a lock without a key Those I leave behind are catching up on me, catching up on me, they're catching up on me Catching up on me, catching up on me, catching up on me. Midnight Lullabye Sing a song a sixpence, pocket full a rye Hush by my baby, no need to be cryin' Burn the midnight oil with me, as long as you wish Stare out at the moon, upon the window sill And dream sing a song a sixpence, pocket full a wry I tell you another story, tell you no lie Dew drops on the window sill, gum drops in your hair Your slippin into dreamland, Your noddin' your head Oh dream Dream of West Virginia, of the British Isles When you are dreaming, you see for miles and miles When you are much older, remember when we sat At midnight on the windowsill, and had this little chat And dream, dream, dream, dream When You Ain't Got Nobody Well when you ain't got nobody Anybody looks nice Don't take much to make you stop And look twice And it's either feast or famine I've found out that it's true And I'm hungry as a bulldog baby How about you And when you ain't got no big mama All the mamas look hot And when lovin' is you weakness Your just bound to get caught And the story never changes History tells it so plain And I'll be your Dick honey If you'll just be my Jane And when you ain't got nobody Anybody looks nice It don't take much to make you stop And look twice And it's either feast or famine I've found out that it's true And I'm hungry as a bulldog baby How about you, baby how about you. Little Trip To Heaven Little trip to heaven on the wings of your love Banana moon is shining in the sky I feel like I'm in heaven when your with me I know that I'm in heaven when you smile Though were stuck here on the ground I got something that I've found, and it's you I don't need to take no trip to outer space All I have to do is look in your face And before I know it I'm in orbit around you Thanking my lucky stars that I found you When I see your constellation, your my inspiration And it's you Your my North Star when I'm lost and feeling blue Your my sun that's breaking through, it's true And all the other stars seem dim around you I thank my lucky stars that I found you When I see your smilin face I know nothing' gonna take your place And it's you, and it's you, and it's you, and it's you, and it's you, and it's you Frank's Song That woman will take you, that woman will break you That woman will make you something you've never seen That woman's got claws, that woman's got laws Now look out man, you're gonna loose you're mind I had a friend his name was Frank He walked on the water and Lord he sank We used to go stag now he's got a hag It looks like Frank's has got a brand new bag That woman will take you, that woman will break you That woman will make you something you've never seen That woman's got claws, that woman's got laws Now look out Frank, you're gonna loose your mind What happened to Frank can happen to you Just find you a woman and watch what she'll do That woman will take you that woman's gonna break you Look out man you're gonna loose you're mind That woman will take you that woman will break you That woman will make you something you've never seen That woman's got claws that woman's got laws Now look out Frank, you're gonna loose your mind. Looks Like I'm Up Shit Creek Again Well the sun came in my window Wednesday morning And your love was like the golden rays again Now I'm lying here on a Thursday And you're lovin someone new And it looks like I'm up shit creek again And I can't help thinking of your lovin ways And I cried a quart of tears since you've been gone And I can't face the morning by myself love And it looks like I'm up shit creek again Since you've been gone, I cry all the time And I cannot stand leavin you behind So I'll pull myself together, And I'll dry away my tears But the morning light has brought back memories And I can't face the morning by myself love And it looks like I'm up shit creek again So I'm out a walkin on this dusty highway Cause you've given me no reason for to stay And I'll walk until I've found someone who'll loves me not in vane And it looks like I'm up shit creek again And it looks like I'm up shit creek again. So Long I'll See Ya Momma's in the kitchen, Daddies on the phone And nobody knows what's going on But I've got those So long I'll see ya 'cuz my Buick's outside waitin' blues Well one for the money honey two for the show And it's three to get ready, Tom's gotta go He's got them so long I'll see ya 'cuz my Buick's outside waitin' blues Well well bah bah singin' bha bah Scooby-doo-bye-bye Wha bah gotta skeet skat outta here Momma's in the kitchen daddi's on the phone And nobody knows what's goin' on But I've got them so long I'll see ya 'cuz my Buick's outside waitin' blues Well Tommy's gotta skeet-scat he's gotta Skeet-scat outta here Skeet-scat right outta here And one for the money honey two for the show And it's three to get ready I gotta go 'Cuz I got them So long I'll see ya 'cuz my Buick's outside waitin' blues Outside waitin' blus Outside waitin' blus Gotta skeet-scat outta here Gonna skeet-scat outta here 'Cuz I got them So long I'll see ya 'cuz my Buick's outside waitin' blues.